Posted on September 1, 2015

"Haskell (...) will never become common."

Haskell is like a programming language from an alternate future that is never going to happen. It solves all these problems it promises to solve, but it’s so different that there is no chance it will become common.

From Wired, about Facebook’s new spam system and how it was implemented.

God forbid if we have to learn new syntaxes or new concepts.